“Well, surely, you didn’t know he’s only with the same woman a very specific three times.” I frowned. “Like, three dates?” “More like, three times between the sheets.” She smirked. When I still looked confused, she added, “Three romps in the sack? Three rolls in the hay?” I blinked. “Playing hide the pickle? Doing the horizontal hustle—?” “Are you saying he only sleeps with the same woman three times?” “I’m truly impressed with how quickly you put that together,” she said dryly.
