I walked around the island. “You’re not feeling light-headed when you look at me, are you? Or maybe warmer than usual?” I put the back of my hand to his forehead, as if I was checking for a fever. “What about your heart? Has it started beating?” He was amused. “Actually, I have been feeling a bit different.” My eyes widened in alarm. Then, he grabbed my hand and pressed it against his hard-on.
This guy is fucking hilarious
