You Never Know: A Memoir

by Tom Selleck

the Chevy Corvair was discontinued. Consumer advocate groups made sure of that. They said the Corvair had a tendency to roll over. To be honest, I’m actually not sure that’s the case. I drove many safe miles in my mom’s red Corvair Monza. But I can personally guarantee that it will roll over if you drive it off a 125-foot cliff.

Or, as Alfred Hitchcock put it, “It is no accident that an anagram for actors is scrota.”

Mike and Pete’s Magnum theme was so good, maybe some of you remember it.

You kidding? I'm humming it as I type this.

For my money, the 1986–87 season was by far our best.

There is ZERO doubt in my mind about this.

Then the flower girl comes in, with that smile. It is Magnum’s daughter, Lily.

This moment in the show always chokes me up. Reading it here surprisingly did, too.