shorts were definitely in his closet. He could have no idea that over time his shorts would be considered short. That’s what shorts are, short. Traditional shorts, anyway. And as an authority on Thomas Magnum, I can tell you that he could also have no idea that shorts would mutate into oversize pajama bottoms. And that his response would be to “hold the line” until the pajama-bottom aberration was swept away by the inevitable wave of traditional shorts. And pajama bottoms would be doomed to fashion exile.
