Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats
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Read between April 22 - April 22, 2019
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Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat— And there isn't any call for me to shout it: For he will do As he do do And there's no doing anything about it!
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The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle; But he'll leap on your lap in the middle of your sewing, For there's nothing he enjoys like a horrible muddle.
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Old Deuteronomy's lived a long time; He's a Cat who has lived many lives in succession. He was famous in proverb and famous in rhyme A long while before Queen Victoria's accession.
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And we all say: OH! Well I never! Was there ever A Cat so clever As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!
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And he says: 'Now, these kittens, they do not get trained As we did in the days when Victoria reigned.
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'Well, the Theatre's certainly not what it was. These modern productions are all very well, But there's nothing to equal, from what I hear tell, That moment of mystery When I made history As Firefrorefiddle, the Fiend of the Fell.'
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With Cats, some say, one rule is true: Don't speak till you are spoken to.
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A Cat's entitled to expect These evidences of respect. And so in time you reach your aim, And finally call him by his NAME.