Also, cadaveric spasms usually follow a stressful death. We’re talking seizure, drowning, asphyxiation, electrocution, gunshot wound to the head. They’ve been observed in soldiers who were shot in battle, or people who died following a brief period of intense struggle. It doesn’t sound like a chill situation, and frankly I don’t want that kind of bad death for you, my young friend. I don’t see any way for your silly face to be stuck like that forever.
