Dan Seitz

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Take the story of Rumpelstiltskin the chihuahua. His new owner posted a picture on a message board to show him off, and added some “bonus info” which was that “his [old] owner was dead for a considerable time before anyone noticed and he did eat his human to stay alive.” Rumpelstiltskin sounds like a bold little survivalist to me.
Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? And Other Questions About Dead Bodies
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