“It had nothing to do with you.” “Then what? Not ready for the demands of parenting a hellacious army?” I challenged. “Claiming you means going up against Lucifer,” he answered. “It’s an act of sedition, punishable by eternal death if I fail.” “Eternal death?” I echoed. “Is that like the extended edition of a DVD?” “Director’s cut.” I winced. “Yikes.”
