Suppose a Kid from the Last Dungeon Boonies Moved to a Starter Town, Vol. 1 (light novel)

by Toshio Satou

“Riho Flavin…the one-armed mercenary. From the Flavin District. Infamous for turning on employers she doesn’t like—goin’ on violent rampages, invading their lands, etcetera, etcetera. There’s a warrant out for her arrest, ya know.”

Remember that time you tried to destroy the country because the number of strawberries on your parfait didn’t match the picture on the menu?!”

and devouring Marie’s foodstores like a mouse that’d taken up residence in her pantry.

Left to her own devices, she was likely to rattle on about their future together till death did they part.

What in the seismic retrofit…?

I’ll be turned into a frog.” “I don’t see how that’s a major problem. In fact, I see it as a benefit. You could live in the water and on land. Plus, you can choose whether to breathe with your lungs or skin. Come on, amphibians have it good, regardless of gender! Like six times better, if we’re rounding.

“Don’t turn red! Why aren’t you denying it?! Now I really feel like I’ve lost!”