Getting into it now, Victoria adds, “Yes, she can be a librarian who falls in love with a traveling salesman who comes into town on a whim selling musical instruments.” “Should I name him Professor Hill?” I deadpan. Nodding her head vigorously, Zoey says, “Oh great name. Hot. Professor Hill, do me on those books. Come on my pages, Professor Hill. I want to be fucked on words, right on these inked-up pages. I can see it so vividly.” Zoey’s eyes look wild as she licks her lips. “Zoey.” I interrupt her fantasies to lay down the bad news. “Victoria just described the plot for The Music Man.”
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