Dear Expert Wooer, Funny thing happened to me. I was getting ready for my show, and one of the production assistants brought me a purple box. There was no name attached to the parcel so I was unsure what it was, until I opened the lid and found a dozen, beautiful energy-efficient lightbulbs. I might have snorted, but I’m neither confirming nor denying such a response. All I have to say is, my house is brightly lit this evening and when I look around, light cascading and bouncing off my walls, all I can think about is you. You’re bringing your A-game, and I think I might be in trouble. Noely.
