“Why would you say that?! Was it your mission today to come to work and inflict physical pain on me like that?” She deflated. “Yes. It was my sole mission. It’s my life mission, actually. My cover’s blown. I’ve been recruited to infiltrate your social circle, just like Hennessy the Headphone Guy, to ensure harm is inflicted upon you daily.” I narrowed my eyes at her. “I knew it.”
