“If I ever say yikes in lieu of motherfucker, it means I’ve been kidnapped by aliens or some shady government agency, and yikes is my distress beacon and you should drop everything and call Jason Bourne or Idris Elba or someone.” Merry laughed. “Duly noted.” My phone beeped in my hand and I tripped over my own feet, almost falling to the ground but catching myself just in time. “Motherfucker.”
