“If it’s any consolation, your red shoes and scarf match your bloodshot eyes really well.” I sighed. “I’m not thanking you for that. That was not a compliment and I refuse to reward inflammatory behaviour.” “I meant it as a compliment.” I looked around dramatically. “Alexa? Alexa, what is a compliment? Merry needs a refresher.” “Alexa isn’t connected here,” Merry replied. Then she smiled and held up her phone and pretended to examine my face. “Siri, what are some beauty tips for exceedingly large bags under bloodshot eyes?” I pursed my lips at her. “Siri, what is a bitch?”
