maybe this year I’ll go trick-or-treating.” “Totally your call,” said Dad. “Till you’re sixteen, and then it’s just disgusting to go begging for candy.” “Didn’t know that rule, Dad,” said Ezekiel. “Now trick-or-treating at sixteen sounds really enticing.” “Your call,” said Father. “Look like a pathetic, greedy teenage moron if you want, but only if you actually dress in a full-fledged costume so it looks like you tried.”
