“And since I think Orlando is a nice guy, I have him hooked. And then I would ask him a few questions about chicken, until I ‘realize’ he’s Orlando Bloom. Then I’d tell him how much I loved him in Pirates of the Caribbean.” “Good, one of his blockbusters.” “And then I’d tell him that Johnny Depp didn’t steal the show at all, that he was the true star. After the compliment, I would ask him to sign my boob and move on.”
