“Now what’s the address of that Brandon bastard? I have something to give him.” “You are not going to give Brandon ‘something.’” I use air quotes. “Did I say ‘give him something’? I meant introduce his dick to my shotgun.” “Oh my God.” I shake my head, though part of me considers it. Just knowing my dad scared the shit out of Brandon would be something. “Don’t worry, I reported him. He’ll get what’s coming to him.” “I’d still like to involve my shotgun.” I pat my dad’s cheek. “I know, Dad. I know.” I start to walk away when he calls out, “You have to tell Rogan. He deserves to know. Start this
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