“Who has the dirty mind now?” I ignore that. “‘Hydrangea,’ then. That’s our safe word.” “No, too girly.” “Do you really need a masculine safe word?” “No. Gender neutral would be appreciated, though.” I huff. “Why are you being difficult?” “This is a safe word for both of us, so we have to come to an agreement. I’m not being difficult; I’m taking this seriously.” He’s being difficult. Classic Rogan. “Fine. How about ‘pineapple’?”
