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I was going to knock myself out with my boobs. These girls could not be harnessed by a simple yoga sports bra. No, they needed to be tamed, smushed, wrangled into submission.
Me: Great. So they’re fighting over a guy neither of them is dating? Floyd: It’s the hormones in milk. It makes them all insane.
He left, and Lois picked up a fundraising flyer and fanned herself. “If I was twenty years younger, not married, and more flexible…” I knew the feeling.
It’s like I’m missing an important piece of my DNA or I missed an entire semester of school when they taught everyone how to adult.”
Guys don’t notice whether you have a smokey eye or the right shade of lip liner. They notice when you’re confident.
Pennsylvania entertained a very long winter and summer punctuated with a day or two that could be considered a life-affirming spring and cozy, crisp fall.
Indiana too. Which means I get 2 microseasons of my favorite weather!
“Low maintenance doesn’t have to mean absolutely zero fucks given,”
Touché
If you loved me at all, you’d have sex with Jake and then write up a detailed report on it for me.
I liked how he delivered casual physical contact reliably. He didn’t make a show of keeping his sexy hands to himself. And being “handled” by him made me feel like he was constantly reminding me that he was here.
