I Don't Have a Bucket List but My F*ck-it List is a Mile Long: The hilarious guide to making your life happier, richer, and even more badass!

by Ruby Rey

A funeral is not the score card for a life.

Repeat after me: My funeral is not the score card for my life. The next time someone tells you to imagine your own funeral, imagine yourself instead eating a delicious egg salad sandwich at their funeral.

While you are working on leveling up to Boss levels, you must never talk about what you’re doing. In fact, do the opposite. Act like it’s a secret. Nobody can resist a secret.