I Don't Have a Bucket List but My F*ck-it List is a Mile Long: The hilarious guide to making your life happier, richer, and even more badass!

by Ruby Rey

Say no to the drama llamas and their vicious, empty-calorie lives.

Be a lovable main character. Be above the drama llamas. Be a leader. Even if it’s just for yourself.

Complain endlessly. Eat chocolate and drink wine until everything gets blurry. Hide from our thoughts by watching television or playing video games. Act like a garbage person and create new drama as a distraction. Pass the bad mood on to someone else by making them feel worse than we do.

All bad actions

Accept defeat and sob under a blanket. Plot vengeance.

Find a way to make ourselves the hero who learned something during t...

Have the years you’ve lived been easy on you?

Hell no!