I’m unemployed and unemployable.” He belly laughed like that was the funniest thing he’d heard all day. Then he wiped actual tears—tears of laughter—from his eyes and caught his breath, “Sorry. That’s cute. This is Hollywood, Rosemary. It’s not like the rest of the world. Your notoriety makes you a hot commodity. Do you mean to tell me your voicemail isn’t full of people wanting to interview you, turn your life into a movie of the week, and have you wear their latest fashion design?”
