Charmed by the Bartender (Modern Love, #1)
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I was one bad decision away from being penniless and selling my body on a street corner.
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If we give her enough time she won’t be able to stand it and it will all come bursting out.
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me asf
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At least that’s what people who watch porn tell me.
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girl obviously you be watching it too hell
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“What the hell were you doing at an AA meeting?”
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right you sitting here having alcohol right now lennon???
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“I want to start a sex toy company.”
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go for it pookie
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“I thought that was supposed to be to purchase a house?”
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girl mind your business, you mad she’s lit and you not
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“I’m not dating. Didn’t you hear what I just said? I’m off to get laid. Totally different.”
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i love lennon 😂😂
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An older couple passing by in the hallway give her a horrified look and scamper off as fast as their elderly legs will take them and we all break out into hysterics.
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Not everyone is going to let you down.”
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And that’s how I find myself driving through the hilly streets of San Francisco, Lil Wayne blasting from the speakers, inside a giant fucking unicorn.
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at least you got a ride
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Pussylickr69: Wanna fuck?
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that man hungrryyyy
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Pussylickr69: Why don’t u cum 2 my place?
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What I can’t be sure of yet is whether he’s more trouble than he’s worth.
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bet you wishing he was your hookup
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Pussylickr69: Not coming. Sorry found someone else who wasn’t so much werk.
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i mean you wanted her to come to you, how does whit know if you was rey keep her in your basement ????
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“Good. I know the first guy let you down, but don’t worry… I’ve been told I lick pussy like a boss.”
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LMAOAOSOOAK pussylicker
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you were called up to the big leagues from the minors, would you say no?
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sholl wouldnt
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PS - Can I call you Whit now? Since you’re waking up half-naked in my bed I assume you consider us ‘friendly.’
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well…
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“You do that thing with your tongue again and I’ll give you my email address, too.”
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LMAOOOOOO
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Lennon: You know I’m kidding. You’ll live HEA and ride off into the sunset. I just prefer to ride. Period.
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lennon is my spirt animal
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“I can’t wait to hear this story,” Lennon says. We step away from the coat check and look around for our girl. “Did you lose it up your hooha?”