One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1)

by Janet Evanovich

My body was not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive car and drive.

Like Janet, like Stephanie. The only reason the car has to be expensive is because I have plenty of experience owning excessively cheap cars. In the end, you have to get out and push. And that feels a lot like exercise. Don’t get me wrong. I’m all for getting the heart rate up. I just prefer it to not involve sweating, and for the finish line to be at a breakfast buffet.