“I’m telling you, it’s fucking hard to be classy,” she said.
This came out of Connie’s mouth in ONE FOR THE MONEY, but it was me talking. I remember being at a mass book signing about a hundred years ago. Sandra Brown was there, and she was the perfect beautiful, cultured Texas lady. Perfect hair, perfect makeup, perfect slim figure in a perfect Chanel suit. She smiled at every reader and said something lovely while she signed their book. I was two tables away. I was wearing Doc Martins and jeans that were too small. My red thong was sticking out of the back of my jeans, barely covering my butt crack. I was trying hard to channel Sandra Brown but all I could think about was that I’d kill for a margarita.
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