One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1)

by Janet Evanovich

thinking there was nothing like packing a pair of cuffs to put some spring into a woman’s step.

“So, what’s wrong with Bernie Kuntz?” “To begin with… he’s a man.”

Wonderful. Two days on the job and a world-class psycho had just jerked off on my door.

Ewwwwwwwww

Everyone has a cross to bear… you’re mine.

Morelli had his hand at the back of my neck. “You going to be okay?”

Swoon

I’m not sure what it is about Morelli, but he never fails to strip my defenses. Even when I’m on guard, being watchful, Morelli can piss me off, turn me on, make me question my judgment, and, in general, provoke inconvenient emotions.