It turns out that deep in your essence was a sort of sleeping prisoner. This Clockwork Orange Rambo strapped to a barber chair for decades. Eyelids were gagged open by sharp stainless pinchers. A display of unwavering resistance in the face of a giant speaker that kept screaming, “you are broken!” Again and again, year after year, and somehow, this mutant freak unhinged itself and crawled out of the cave.

