How To

by Randall Munroe

Physics doesn’t care if your question is weird. It just gives you the answer, without judging.

However, the tests still suggest that nuclear weapons probably don’t make great bottle openers.

On second thought, maybe you should leave the jumping to the professionals, and then maybe the professionals should decide not to do it either.

This idea sounds ridiculous, so, unsurprisingly, the US military studied it during the Cold War.