“Keep a pair of flip-flops in your car so you don’t have to drive in high heels. And wear them in public showers. Especially hotels. Do you have any idea how dirty those floors are? Wash your face every night before you go to bed. It’ll save you thousands on plastic surgery and Botox. Be prepared for someone to barge into the bathroom stall. Those locks are never foolproof. Cover yourself!” There were so many Momisms,
