“No, he’s just naturally stupid. He was held back in, like, fourth grade for never doing his homework and stealing money from the school janitor. He’s still the ‘most tardy and/or absent’ kid in the whole school. He’s spoiled. His mom has money and she travels all the time. When he bothers to show up, he just wanders around acting like a Trump. The hall monitors hate him. They actually hide from him.” Both girls shivered.

