So, society pushes an addictive substance on us (sometimes literally chanting, ‘drink, drink, drink!’) and then, when we quit, is like: ‘Woah, you became addicted?’ *Backs away looking alarmed.* ‘You weren’t supposed to do that! You’re supposed to be able to take or leave the addictive substance, not become addicted to the addictive substance! We were only joking when we endorsed drinking in the morning!’ (Please note: drinking in the morning is acceptable when it’s mimosas on holiday, you’re getting ready for a wedding, or you’re downing Bloody Marys at a fashionable brunch spot. Got that?
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