When I finally get to a bathroom, I’m pleasantly surprised to find that it’s big, and even clean. Like, Canadian rest stop clean. I dash into an open stall, relieved. A flyer on the back of the door informs me there will be free pizza at lunch today. Wow, that’s pretty cool of them, I think, surprised at how much… nicer everything’s been than I’d expected. Then, as I reach for the toilet paper, I notice three messages scratched into the metal of the wall-mounted feminine-product disposal bin: I HATE THIS PLACE ME TOO THIS PLACE SUCKS DONKEY BALLS I will think of this little found poem many,
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