Unnatural Magic

by C.M. Waggoner

Callet Brown was rocked in a cradle of Dirnam wood,

Oneram was nourished upon good Daeslundic bread.

—Assemblor Elgarson H. Whicks,

Onna Gebowa had always liked numbers.

Sy Carzda was the richest of all of the students at the school, and his parents the most disliked about town.