Unnatural Magic

by C.M. Waggoner

He felt that he had a particular genius for always saying the exact thing that was most detestable to his companions and then emitting a feeble, wheezing little “ah” when reprimanded, like the last pitiful gout of steam from a kettle that had been lifted from the stovetop.

Fucking same lol

I, on the other hand, haven’t the honor that God granted to wild dogs.