Your trauma will be more like that pain in the ass neighbor with too much time on their hands. You know the one. Who reminds you that the trash pick-up is changed because they are on a holiday schedule. Or tells you that your dog cries a lot when you are at work. Or that the new guy on the floor below totally looks like the drawing of that man that was on the news for robbing a convenience store. You know, it just might be him. They are a well-meaning pain

