Because Caesar is a seasoned politician Who knows how to campaign Which means to promise Which means to lie A chicken in every pot Charity begins at home It’s the economy, stupid Mission accomplished Our rightful place in the world The last best hope of earth Manifest destiny We’re #1! Make America Great Again Just do what we say and nobody gets hurt If only Jesus would campaign like that Take up your cross and follow me Turn the other cheek The way is hard Who’s gonna vote for that?
