I just want you to know you’ll need something in your life that’s never going to change. So you’ll need a band. If for nothing else than to be able to call them and say, ‘How’s the new MacBook?’ or ‘What the hell are A.C. Milan doing?’ or ‘Want to come over for a barbecue?’ without them getting hung up on details like it being November and you living in an apartment. Or for asking for help moving a couch. Or for swallowing hard and whispering, ‘She said yes.’
