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The wife of your new boss wants to have labia-hand-mirror time with me.”
This is crazy
ETHAN’S HAND COMES OVER MINE as we leave the hotel. “In case we run into Sophie,” he explains.
Sureeeeeee
ABOUT HALFWAY BACK TO THE hotel, we pull into the dusty lot of Cheeseburger Maui—which boasts $1.99 Mai Tai Wednesdays. This is thrilling as it is Wednesday and I am broke.
LMFAO real
“I wanted to translate your frowns and find out what your problem with me was and then bend you over the back of my couch.”
OH!
“Excuse me,” Ethan says to a woman in a passing group. “Would you mind taking a photo of me and my girlfriend?”
Oh hes bold i like it
“And,” I say, smiling nervously, “I know we don’t like this topic, but I wanted to let you know that I’ve decided to not say anything to Ami about Dane.”
Ok im not a fan!
“We could totally trade twins sometime,” Dane says to Ethan, and then erupts into a fratty laugh.
EWWWWWWWW
My mom picks up a glass of wine and takes a large gulp. “It seems smart to be a lesbian right now. Men are awful.”
Preach sisterrrrr
