The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)
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Edina
elizabeth
Bro not EDINA
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there is nothing more glorious than the food at the Minnesota State Fair.
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As if reading my mind, Ethan bumps his hip into mine. “Stop it. You look fine.” Fine, I think. Like a woman who loves her cheese curds. Like a woman whose boobs pop out of her bridesmaid dress. Like a woman who deserves your disdain because she isn’t perfect. “I can hear you thinking about that one word and reading more into it than I intended. You look great.” Once inside, he presses the button for the lobby and adds, “You always do.”
elizabeth
AWWWW
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Once the waitress leaves, I pull out my phone and pretend to be incredibly busy, but really I’m just playing poker.
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“Where the fuck is your tinfoil hat, you psycho?”
elizabeth
Oh good morning