The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)
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Those of us who aren’t summoned by the Dark Mark consider honesty to be a virtue.”
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Half of Ethan’s mouth turns up, and I know what’s coming before it launches: “You think I’m cute.” “In a gross way.” This makes him smile wider. “Cute in a gross way. Okay.”
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“I can appreciate my body in a bikini and still want to set fire to the patriarchy.”
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Individually Ethan and I are above-average intelligent people, so why are we so stupid together?
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“It’s so exhausting pretending to hate you.”
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“But should we talk about us?” “What us?” “The us that is having this conversation?” I whisper, eyes wide with meaning. “The us that is on this vacation together, having a fight, having… feelings.”
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“Did you forget your words, Elvis?” “It was good,” he manages, and rolls his eyes but I can see him fighting a smile, too. “Good how?” His jaw ticks, like he wants to argue with me about why I’m asking him this when I was obviously there, too, but the heat in his eyes tells me he’s just as turned on as I am, and is willing to play along. “It was the kind of kiss that feels like fucking.”
Chanti ☀️
FINALLYYYY
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“Can we just get dinner? I am starving and have no idea what’s going on here.”
Chanti ☀️
why is he so clueless?
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“I asked you something earlier.” “I know.” We’re just having a vacation fling, aren’t we? Oh, is that all this is? He goes quiet again; obviously he doesn’t have to repeat what he said. But I don’t feel entirely sure where my head is on this particular issue. “I’m… thinking.” “Think out loud,” he says. “With me.”
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“I think we should probably break up, Olive. I’m sorry.”
Chanti ☀️
he can’t be serious, WTH?