The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)

by Christina Lauren

Half of Ethan’s mouth turns up, and I know what’s coming before it launches: “You think I’m cute.” “In a gross way.” This makes him smile wider. “Cute in a gross way. Okay.”

“I’d really rather do the…” He mimes squeezing, like he’s going to honk my boobs. “I don’t think there will be any of that.”