The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)
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I want to say something sassy, but the only coherent thought that comes to mind is how insulting it is that eyelashes like his were wasted on Satan’s Errand Boy,
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Those of us who aren’t summoned by the Dark Mark consider honesty to be a virtue.”
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Half of Ethan’s mouth turns up, and I know what’s coming before it launches: “You think I’m cute.” “In a gross way.” This makes him smile wider. “Cute in a gross way. Okay.”
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“I can appreciate my body in a bikini and still want to set fire to the patriarchy.”
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“You checked out my chest.” “Of course I did. It’s like having two other people up here with us. I don’t want to be rude.”
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Individually Ethan and I are above-average intelligent people, so why are we so stupid together?
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“I want you to know,” I tell him as I tug it down my torso, “and I’m sure you hear this a lot, but that was by far the worst sexual experience of my life.” “I feel like we should have used protection.”
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“Did you forget your words, Elvis?” “It was good,” he manages, and rolls his eyes but I can see him fighting a smile, too. “Good how?” His jaw ticks, like he wants to argue with me about why I’m asking him this when I was obviously there, too, but the heat in his eyes tells me he’s just as turned on as I am, and is willing to play along. “It was the kind of kiss that feels like fucking.”
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“I asked you something earlier.” “I know.” We’re just having a vacation fling, aren’t we? Oh, is that all this is? He goes quiet again; obviously he doesn’t have to repeat what he said. But I don’t feel entirely sure where my head is on this particular issue. “I’m… thinking.” “Think out loud,” he says. “With me.”
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I am a homebody, through and through, and there’s nothing like being home.