‘So now you’re experiencing the joy of speaking to all those lovely lettings agents.’ ‘Yep. I’ve never had so many people lie to me in such a short space of time.’ ‘You have much to learn, my friend.’ Andrew rubbed his eyes and yawned. ‘All I want is to live in a converted train station on top of a mountain with sea views and Wi-Fi and easy access to central London, is that so much to ask?’ ‘Have another Hobnob,’ Peggy said, patting him on the top of his head.

