In the Night Wood
Rate it:
Open Preview
14%
Flag icon
“I’m sorry, ma’am. I fear our different stations in life preclude such intimacies.”
Caleb Constantine Forward
What year does he think this is!?
14%
Flag icon
I am thoroughly middle class, I assure you.”
Caleb Constantine Forward
Doesn't understand UK Class
15%
Flag icon
The “ma’am” was going to have to go, too, Erin thought.
Caleb Constantine Forward
Hobbes in US - letting go of classed language prevents worker rights
15%
Flag icon
in this benighted country.
Caleb Constantine Forward
Cunt
15%
Flag icon
“You’re in no shape to cook, are you? And I would wager that your husband is indifferent in the kitchen at best. Husbands usually are. You could use some meat on your bones, if you don’t mind me saying so.”
Caleb Constantine Forward
Fucking hell
18%
Flag icon
Except that Charles and Erin slept in separate bedrooms, as they had every night since Lissa died.
Caleb Constantine Forward
Cliche
24%
Flag icon
“The old man turned queer in the end, he did.”
Caleb Constantine Forward
Unless he means gay no one would say that post like 1950
25%
Flag icon
MacBook
Caleb Constantine Forward
So its v. modern
25%
Flag icon
“I don’t imagine it’s literary criticism that brought you all the way out here in the rain,” Charles said.
Caleb Constantine Forward
Prick
27%
Flag icon
Most mornings, Charles stretched his legs in the wood, taking care never to stray too far from the wall.
Caleb Constantine Forward
Bit weird considering he was told theres likely a body there
27%
Flag icon
Charles arrived early. It had been a dry, cool morning, and he’d spent more than an hour tramping in the wood
Caleb Constantine Forward
Its weird he's the main character and not Erin
29%
Flag icon
roast beef and potatoes and vastly overcooked vegetables, vintage English fare.
Caleb Constantine Forward
WHy write this book if you think envlish people are backwards savages?
30%
Flag icon
Not for the first time Charles thought his project might be a hollow one, pun very much intended: a shell to contain the radioactive core of his guilt.
Caleb Constantine Forward
At least she's facing it
30%
Flag icon
He could have been drinking swill straight out of a box.
Caleb Constantine Forward
Then sell it to someone who'll appreciate its worth
31%
Flag icon
“She’s been empty too long,” Armitage said. “It’s good to have someone there to warm her old bones.”
Caleb Constantine Forward
Not only is he so wsrong about the english he's so wrong about how english people feel about americans
33%
Flag icon
“There’s some what say it’s haunted,”
Caleb Constantine Forward
how many books have this exact zsntence?
60%
Flag icon
Sometimes it seemed that his life was one long sequence of should haves: failures of action and perception, failures of empathy, failures of the heart — a carelessness rooted not in the grandiose illusions of narcissism but in the soil of simple preoccupation.
68%
Flag icon
He lost an entire day slumped across a tattered sofa, sneezing from the dust as he read a maid’s diary from the Second World War, when the house had served as a refuge for children during the Battle of Britain.
Caleb Constantine Forward
DIdnt think to give this to Silva?
68%
Flag icon
“The fey. The fairy folk who seduce mortals and steal their babies. Way scarier than Tinkerbell. And in ‘Tam Lin’ and some other folklore, they must periodically pay a tribute to hell.”
Caleb Constantine Forward
Actually they take babies to their realm and replace it with enchanted wood - its a really nice way to explain babies deaths
70%
Flag icon
“That’s the way of the world, isn’t it? Everything is deeper than you think it will be. Everything is bigger on the inside than it is upon the out.”
Caleb Constantine Forward
Weird tendency tp try and get characters to say something deep. Also no one in the UK would say this bcos doctor who.
75%
Flag icon
shorthand for Mrs. Ramsden’s obvious but unexpressed concern and Charles’s mute terror that Erin was on the brink of slipping irretrievably into the abyss.
Caleb Constantine Forward
Then do something...
75%
Flag icon
Yet a kind of paralysis possessed him all the same. He could imagine no intervention that might save her. He felt helpless, impotent as a character in a tale to alter the momentum of the events that had swept him up, Erin and Silva, Lissa, Lorna, that apparition in the woods.
Caleb Constantine Forward
He wants her dead
76%
Flag icon
that he had stolen the book because the tale had required it of him. How can you blame Oedipus for his crimes, a student of Charles’s had once protested, if he was doomed from the start?
Caleb Constantine Forward
So charles is a dick becausd the story requires it
86%
Flag icon
He couldn’t help thinking of Erin, who was squeamish when it came to sucking. Syrah Nagle, it turned out, was not. But he wouldn’t find that out until a month or so later, after a carefully orchestrated academic flirtation.
Caleb Constantine Forward
Ew!!
87%
Flag icon
He had virtually no desire to leave Erin, to sacrifice their easy harmony upon the altar of his libido, nor did he wish to surrender up the material comforts of his life for some crummy garden apartment in one of the cheap complexes on the edge of town.
Caleb Constantine Forward
So dhe's convenient?
95%
Flag icon
A great stag stood atop the embankment opposite — ten, maybe fifteen yards away. So close that he could smell the thing, a rank, wild musk, and see the suppurating wound in its side where a hunter’s spear must have gone in. So close that he could see, or thought he could see, the expression in its eyes, mournful and proud.
Caleb Constantine Forward
Why add "mournfu and proud"?