Prince Charming (Royals, #1)
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Aren’t royals supposed to be all closed off and dead inside? Isn’t emotion embarrassingly common? Why do I now have to join a three-way hug with my sister and her fiancé?
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“So I’m not going to be able to get up on the fence and sing ‘Yankee Doodle Dandy’ while waving six American flags and twirling a baton?” I snap my fingers. “Well, there’s today’s plans ruined.”
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Miles looks at me like he’s wondering what sins he committed in a past life that have led him to this moment, and I decide today might actually be kind of fun after all.
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“Remember how you thought I was an evil seductress out to ensnare your innocent friend?” “I literally used none of those words,” he says, and I wave him off.
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One of my favorite things about Scotland so far is that the unicorn is their national animal. You really can’t hate a country where that’s the case.
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within just a few minutes, the two of us are in Holyrood Park behind the palace, riding on horses like people who just fell in love in a tampon commercial.
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“Oh my god, please tell me you have called her ‘ol’ Glynn’ to her face.” “I have not, as I enjoy having my tongue actually in my mouth and not mounted to her wall.”
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“I’ve been the worst big sister ever. I’m very aware of that.” “I saw a thing on the true crime channel about a girl who tried to kill her younger sister with a blender,” I tell her, shrugging. “You have competition, is my point.”