The fuck? Oh, but I’m getting my A ... in the form of A pain in the ass who, as of this morning, was assigned to me, with clear instructions to ‘use my head, the one attached to my shoulders.’ I’m pretty sure those were my Coach’s exact words. I miss a few assignments and the man drops the gauntlet on me. Mandatory tutoring to keep my ass on track, as if I fucked off the first three weeks of the semester too bad already to make up the difference. I didn’t but fuck it. Coach always knows best. Which is why, on this fine Tuesday evening, the one day this week my team’s not on the field, I’m
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