“Man, you’re in a hurry. What, Jonny Boy send you out for some condoms and now you gotta rush back before the Viagra wears off?” “Oh yeah, you hit the nail on the head.” She shakes her head. My brows snap together. “Wait, really?” She stops in her tracks, whipping around to face me. “No, not really!” I try to take her bags from her hand, but she tears them away, so I lift my palms into the air and start walking when she does. “I mean, if you were, you should know that there’s condom vending machines on campus. Unless you’re coming back from the dude’s house ...” I turn toward her with a frown.
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