I’ve got what my ma says would be a million-dollar smile if it weren’t so crooked. Little does she know that works in my favor. I may not be Hulk huge, but I am cut like the captain, lean and fit with little to no body fat to speak of. I dress clean and drive a nice ride, thanks to Coach. I’m a fucking catch. Not that I want to be caught—no, fuck no—but I understand the attraction women have toward me, and I do my best to give them the attention they wish for, even if it’s not the kind they’re hoping for.
