The Unlikely Escape of Uriah Heep

by H.G. Parry

“That’s how all secrets are revealed, in the end. Either someone else betrays us, or we betray ourselves.”

I thought I was fairly fluent, but you realize your limitations in a dead language when you’re trying to explain to a legendary hero how the coffee maker works.”

“I may not have morals, but I do have standards.”

He’s not useless. He’s not hopeless. He has, in fact, both use and hope.