“Where did you get the money to buy a company- Oh, forget it. I don’t want to know.” “Probably a good idea. So, I bought this business, and I thought, hey there are lots of lip balms on the market, right? Mine need to be different.” “I am afraid to ask, but, different how?” “The flavors, Joe. Everybody has cherry, and mint and other boring flavors like that.” “And you made which flavors? Like, banana?” “No. I should have tried banana. Monkeys do love bananas.” “We do.” “Instead, I made stuff like garlic, onion, and jalapeno-cheddar flavors.” Under the pillow, I had to put a hand over my mouth
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